Plastic surgery…..I’d do it. Not a nose job, or implants or anything like that…but lipo? Sure! These days it’s becoming socially acceptable to have a nip here, a tuck there. Don’t judge me… everybody’s doing it! If only I had a trust fund, or a rich uncle, or the winning lotto ticket. Some people say I’m crazy for wanting one but the other day I was discussing the hypothetical thought of how I’d like to get a chin reduction, when this ghastly creature…ok, maybe not ghastly but rather sickeningly cute and ridiculously stylish, popped up out of the nowhere with their unwanted 2 cents and said, “how many do you plan on getting ”? All I could do was laugh….and sigh….
She was right you know….I have a rather large chin farm growing right under my very nose. But in all actuality, I’m sick sick sick of them rearing their ugly heads. Something must be done before I suffocate myself in my sleep by my chin rolls. Mmm rolls…….
With that said, this is day one of a challenging 2 weeks……no sugar, no bad carbs…..basically no fun. YAY! I made it through the first day……a few more under my belt and it shouldn’t be as hard. Goodbye donuts and fabulous martinis……hello sugar withdrawals and headaches! I can hardly wait…….stay tuned!
